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Dimwit Jessica Simpson’s breasts have been voted as the best in Hollywood by InTouch Weekly. Below is the list of the top 10 best breasts in Hollywood according to InTouch Weekly.

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles

Honestly, we think the list are all wrong. Most of the girls listed in the top 10 have implants, implants are not breasts, they are saline sacks. Also we would put Megan Fox as number 2 instead of has been Tyra Banks. WTF? Carmen Electra and Audrina Patridge, both obviously have fake boobs….

Here is a peek inside Angelina Jolie’s maternity room. Take a look at the window views and what amazing views of the Mediterranean sea they are too. A date still has not been said when Angelina will deliver yet.

Lindsay Lohan was on Ryan Seacrest’s On Air radio show yesterday July 3 - via the phone- to have a little chit chat about her music *cough* *crap* and her 22nd birthday party. We still can’t believe that she’s only just turns 22, she looks like an old woman. Must be something to do with all the partying and the drugs.

We think that Lezsay actually, well, nearly admitted to being in a relationship, when asked about her desires for the upcoming year by Seacrest, she said:

“to be with the person that I care about”

Who could she be talking about? Listen to the interview after the break and tell us what you think….

And to think that we almost forgot that Kate Moss was a supermodel.

We’re so used to seeing Kate falling out of some seedy nightclubs or drugged out with her rocker boyfriends. It had completely slipped our minds that she actually had a job.

Here are photos of Kate Moss modeling in a new ad campaign for luxury label Longchamp with French actor Gaspard Ulliel, who is only 24 year old, 10 years her junior.

Do you think Kate’s Longchamp ad is better than David Beckhams’ undies ads?

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W00t!!! Megan Fox is finally single.

According to the latest issue of Star, Megan Fox has called off her engagement to former 90210 star Brian Austin Green.

It’s true!!! their four years relationship is over and done with, because 22 year old Megan feels that she’s too young to settle down with Brian, who is 12 years older.

Sources claim the 22 year-old sent business associates correspondence last week telling them the sad news.
An insider says: “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realizes she’s too young to marry him.”

Miley Cyrus said an a recent interview that she aspires to be like Madonna.

So did Britney Spears!!!!!

Miley says, “Madonna always reinvents herself, and that’s what I want to do. Whatever comes my way that sounds good, that’s what I want to do. Whether it’s designing clothes or photography or whatever.”

And here the Disney slut “simple beauty regimen”. She says, “As long as I’m tan and I put on mascara, I’m totally set.”

Go away!!!!

Attention seeking surely runs in the family…and shit seems to run in threes….

Look out Ali and Lindsay Lohan…your bastard sister is trying to steal your music spotlight.

Alleged illegitimate Lohan sister, 13 year old Ashley Kaufmann is reportedly angling for a record contract.

A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”

A Lohan family source adds, “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.”

We bet the “Lohan family source” was Michael Lohan…..

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It’s bound to hurt your pride when you’ve been out boobed by your own sis.

Kim Kardashian was overshadowed by her older sista Kourtney’s revealing outfit at Khloe’s birthday party in Las Vegas last weekend.

So now Kim has hit back with this even bustier top on a night out with boyfriend Reggie Bush.

All together now…HO!HO!HO!